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Tag: children

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on February 1, 2021February 1, 2021

QAnon Wants You To Pee On Your Kids So Democrats Can’t Smell Their Youthful Blood

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 9, 2019April 9, 2019

Melania Trump Adopts A Caged Guatemalan Migrant Boy As Part Of Her “Be Best” Campaign

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  • Posted on April 9, 2019December 9, 2020

Betsy DeVos Proposes School Rule To Expel Every Student Whose Parents Don’t Own A Yacht

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  • Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018

Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More

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  • Posted on June 20, 2018June 20, 2018

Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants

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  • Posted on June 19, 2018April 28, 2020

Trump Apologizes For Separating Border Children: “I’m Sorry I Accidentally Did A Nazism”

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  • Posted on April 10, 2018April 10, 2018

Donald Trump Called Obama To Ask What He Did When His Sons Were Being FBI-Investigated

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  • Posted on February 23, 2018

GOP Proposes Child Labor For Students To Work In Order To Pay For Their Schools’ Armed Guards

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 29, 2017

Trump Kids Claim Donald Trump—Who Bragged About Not Raising Them—Is A Great Father

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 3, 2017

Joel Osteen’s Kids Already Feeling Guilty About Inheriting Millions That Should Have Gone To The Poor

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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