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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 24, 2020December 24, 2020

Ted Cruz Says His Haters Are Just “Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 8, 2020September 8, 2020

Ted Cruz, To Prove His Loyalty To Donald Trump, Admits His Wife Is Ugly

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 3, 2020September 3, 2020

Ted Cruz, Hedging His Career On Trump’s Reelection, Admits His Father Helped Kill Kennedy

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 17, 2020June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz Says “The Pod Save America Bros Are Jealous” Of His “Charming Personality”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 1, 2020December 8, 2021

Hacker Admits Ted Cruz’s Browser History Is “Really F’ed Up”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitt Romney Is Forced To Eat Lunch At The Senate Outcast Table With Ted Cruz

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 23, 2018

Donald Trump Jokes Ted Cruz Should Blow Him At Texas Rally, Ted Cruz Does

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 23, 2018June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz To Texans: “I didn’t Defend My Dad Or Wife From Trump, But, Uh, I Promise I’ll Defend You”

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  • Posted on April 8, 2018June 13, 2022

Ted Cruz, Now Tied With Beto O’Rourke In Polls, Says He Regrets Inspiring Everyone To Hate Him

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  • Posted on February 9, 2018February 9, 2018

Ted Cruz On Rand Paul Personally Shutting Down The Government: “Hey, That’s My Thing!”

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