by colefigus Posted on June 27, 2018 Local, Uninsured Republican Is Ecstatic He Got Cancer Because It’s “Owning Liberals So Bad” Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 16, 2018November 17, 2019 Green Party Plans To Again Defeat Democrats In 2020 Because Dems Only Give Them 90% Of What They Want Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 15, 2018June 13, 2022 Democrats Realize Trump Was Right When He Said They’d Get Tired Of Winning So Much Read More
by colefigus Posted on February 20, 2018April 3, 2021 Local Voter Torn Between Democrats’ Plan To Reduce Gun Violence, And Republicans’ Plan To Do Nothing Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 30, 2017 Donald Trump Announces Plan To Convert Into A Democrat For 2018 To “Ride The Blue Wave” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 8, 2017December 8, 2017 Paul Ryan To GOP On Tax Reform: “Look, Millennials Are Voting Blue Like 6-1, We Got Limited Time Here” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 9, 2017 Republicans Beg Democrats Not To Be As Selfish With Gerrymandering In 2020 As They Were In 2010 Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 26, 2017June 13, 2022 God—Hinting At 2020—Promises Bernie Sanders Wont Die Until He’s 120 Years Old Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 6, 2017August 6, 2017 Green Party Planning To Elect A Republican Again In 2020 Because Democrats Only Give Them 90% Of What They Want Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 1, 2017 The Democratic Party Promises They’ll Try In 2018 Midterms For Once Read More
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