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Tag: fast food

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Suspiciously Just Mandated Federal Prisons Serve “Big Mac Mondays” And “Filet-O-Fish Fridays”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Had The Army Clear Protesters So He Could Walk To McDonalds

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 13, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Says No To A Library, Yes To A Presidential Burger King

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 29, 2020June 13, 2022

Trump Told A McDonalds Cashier He Wouldn’t Pay Unless Given Dirt On Biden

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 13, 2020June 13, 2022

White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 28, 2018June 13, 2022

Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 6, 2017November 14, 2023

White House Chef Quits Because Trump Has Only Eaten Fast Food For 6 Months

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