by Dash MacIntyre Posted on October 23, 2024October 23, 2024 God Says Ted Cruz Will Lose To Colin Allred Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on June 15, 2024June 14, 2024 Mitch McConnell Has Begun Praying Multiple Times A Day To A Turtle God Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on April 14, 2024 God: “For The Last Time… I’m NOT Pro-Life, And Never Have Been!” Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on April 12, 2024 God Admits Humans Aren’t Even In The Top 10 Of His Favorite Creations Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on January 6, 2024 Noah Says He Maybe Shouldn’t Have Brought Chlamydia Along On The Ark Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on December 12, 2023 God Says Donald Trump Was A Test, And Republicans Failed It Read More
by Dash MacIntyre Posted on November 14, 2023 God Thinks It’s Funny The GOP Is Losing Elections Because Of Abortion Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 11, 2020November 11, 2020 Christian Trump Voters Are Struggling To Believe God Is A Libtard Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 6, 2020June 13, 2022 MAGA Christians Can’t Believe God Would Make Such A Big Mistake Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020 Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits Read More
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