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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 23, 2020December 23, 2020

Trump Wants His Voters To Kneel During The National Anthem To Protest His Loss

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 28, 2020October 28, 2020

Susan Collins Vows To Use Harsher Words Than “Troubling” To Describe Trump If He Loses

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

GOP Senators Are Excited For Trump To Lose To Finally Say What They Think About Him

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 14, 2020June 14, 2020

Why The Confederate Flag Has Got To Go

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 29, 2020April 29, 2020

Trump: “If I Lose Reelection, I’ll Be The World’s Worst Sport About It!”

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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