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Tag: orangutan

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Caves, Says He Can’t Defend “President Orangutan” Anymore

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 9, 2020March 24, 2021

Obama’s New Netflix Project Will Investigate Trump’s Orangutan Ancestry

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 17, 2018June 13, 2022

Newly Discovered “Super Smash Bros. Ultimate” Glitch Turns Donkey Kong Into President Donald Trump

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 21, 2018January 21, 2018

“239 Pound” Orangutan Spotted Rampaging Through The Hallways At Mar-a-Lago

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 12, 2017June 13, 2022

Shocking Birth Certificate Discovery Sheds New Light On Donald Trump’s Orangutan Ancestry

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