Obama’s New Netflix Project Will Investigate Trump’s Orangutan Ancestry

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Chicago, IL—

According to Netflix insiders, President Barack Obama’s new television series project will delve deep into the question of whether or not President Donald Trump is a real American citizen.

The show will film Obama as he travels to Borneo in order to investigate Donald Trump’s suspected orangutan ancestry, and interview any relatives that might be found.

“If you look at Donald Trump, it’s pretty obvious he’s not 100% white American,” explained John Rawlins, Netflix’s Director of Original Content. “The orange facial skin is a dead giveaway, as well as his apish gait, his lumbering posture, and his rudimentary language skills in both his often slurred speech and limited vocabulary. His body type contrasts quite a bit with human characteristics, except for his pronounced man-titties. Enlarged breasts are of course a distinctive human trait of sexual ornamentry, but these notable orangutan-esque coincidences certainly warrant further inspection. I don’t want to personally comment definitively where I think the President was really born, but that’s what this birther series is going to be all about. It’s a journey to discover the truth about Trump’s foreign heritage.”

The show is expected to be released in the fall ahead of the 2020 election.

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