by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 26, 2018 Mike Pence, Pissed That God Hasn’t Made Him President Yet, Converts To Atheism Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 16, 2018July 16, 2018 72-Year-Old American Man Got Caught Blowing 65-Year-Old Russian Man In A Helsinki Spa Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 27, 2018 The Ghost Of Richard Nixon Is Elated He’s No Longer The Most Crooked President Thanks To Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on April 21, 2018 Rudy Giuliani’s Strategy Is To Cross-Dress Like A Hooker Again And Seduce Bob Mueller Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 28, 2018 Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 27, 2018 Donald Trump Is Asking Around If Bob Mueller Spanking Him With A Russian Newspaper Would Be “Hot” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 14, 2018March 14, 2018 Mike Pence Has Been Patiently Sitting On A Box Of “President Pence” Business Cards For A Full Year Now Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 11, 2018 “The Russian Gov’t Could Never Blackmail Me” Says Man Being Blackmailed By A Porn Star Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 25, 2018 In Anticipation Of Future Indictments, Donald Trump Claims He Only Met Jared Kushner “Like, One Time” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 14, 2018 Donald Trump Unironically Tells John Kelly That He’s Too Controversial And Has To Go Read More
