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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 28, 2020November 28, 2020

Donald Trump Just Released The List Of Books He Read This Year

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020December 5, 2020

Christians Relieved Black Man Killed By Police Had Overdue Library Book So Murder Justified

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 25, 2020June 13, 2022

Mark Meadows Claims Trump Memorizes Hamlet Monologues In His Free Time

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 8, 2020May 8, 2020

Take 1 Minute And Read Lincoln’s Genius Gettysburg Address

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 26, 2019July 13, 2020

Donald Trump Admits He’s Never Read A Single Book Cover To Cover

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 21, 2018July 13, 2020

Mike Pence Has Noticed The Bible He Bought Donald Trump Has A Thick Coat Of Dust On It

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 17, 2018June 13, 2022

Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020

Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias”

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