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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019

Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2019

Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 16, 2018December 31, 2020

When Paul Ryan Said The US Had To Get Its Debt Under Control, He Didn’t Mean While He Was Speaker

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 12, 2018

The Only Republicans Who Want To Replace Paul Ryan As Speaker Are Obviously Masochists

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 11, 2018December 31, 2020

Paul Ryan’s Retirement Means He Can Pursue His Real Dream: Clubbing Baby Seals To Death

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 16, 2017December 10, 2019

ISIS, Having Outsourced Work Terrorizing America To Donald Trump, Retires in Western Iraq

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
    Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
  • Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For "Accidentally" Doing A Sodomy
    Homophobic Evangelical Pastor Apologizes For "Accidentally" Doing A Sodomy
  • Televangelist Blames COVID-19 On Captain America's Bulge In The Marvel Movies
    Televangelist Blames COVID-19 On Captain America's Bulge In The Marvel Movies
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  • Goebbels The Gerbil Uses COVID To Strengthen His Grip On Rodent Power
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