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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Following Sarah Sanders’ Retirement, Kellyanne Conway Is Coronated Liar Queen

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022

Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 16, 2018June 13, 2022

When Paul Ryan Said The US Had To Get Its Debt Under Control, He Didn’t Mean While He Was Speaker

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 12, 2018

The Only Republicans Who Want To Replace Paul Ryan As Speaker Are Obviously Masochists

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 11, 2018June 13, 2022

Paul Ryan’s Retirement Means He Can Pursue His Real Dream: Clubbing Baby Seals To Death

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 16, 2017December 10, 2019

ISIS, Having Outsourced Work Terrorizing America To Donald Trump, Retires in Western Iraq

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