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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on September 1, 2020

Donald Trump Challenged Joe Biden To A 400-Meter Running Race

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 25, 2020February 15, 2021

Jim Jordan Claims Donald Trump Ran A Mile In Under 6 Minutes Last Weekend

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  • Posted on May 7, 2020December 10, 2020

Ivanka Is Worried We’ll Remember Her COVID Failures When She Runs For President

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 12, 2018

The Only Republicans Who Want To Replace Paul Ryan As Speaker Are Obviously Masochists

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 5, 2018

Michele Bachmann: “God Made It Very Clear He Does Not Want Me To Run For Al Franken’s Seat”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Convert Into A Democrat For 2018 To “Ride The Blue Wave”

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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