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Tag: televangelism

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 9, 2021March 9, 2021

Televangelist Says Women Should Be Imprisoned For Stealing Men’s Virginities

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 29, 2020June 13, 2022

A Televangelist Turf War Is Brewing As Donald Trump Looks Into Starting A “Church of Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 24, 2020February 13, 2021

Donald Trump Is In Talks With Joel Osteen To Set Up A Televangelist “Church Of Trump”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020

Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen Hit By Lightning Again, Still Won’t Stop Taking Poor People’s Money

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 3, 2020June 13, 2022

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Says He’s Never Heard Of Camels In Needles

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 2, 2020June 13, 2022

Televangelists Are Glad Jesus Is Fake, Or He’d Be Furious At Their Bank Accounts

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 11, 2020June 13, 2022

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Jerked Himself Off On A Livestream To Convince God To Cure COVID

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 10, 2020June 13, 2022

Kenneth Copeland Says Jesus Loves How He Spends Church Money On 3 Jets

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 19, 2020June 13, 2022

Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!”

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