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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on July 3, 2019June 15, 2020

Donald Trump Says He And Osama Bin Laden Would Have Been Great Friends

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 6, 2018May 28, 2019

Impressed By Mike Pence’s Fundamentalism, ISIS Offers To Match His Pay/Benefits If He Joins

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on October 16, 2017December 10, 2019

ISIS, Having Outsourced Work Terrorizing America To Donald Trump, Retires in Western Iraq

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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