by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 22, 2020March 22, 2020 Poll Proves 100% Of People Saying “Don’t Blame Trump” Would Have Blamed Obama Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on December 16, 2019December 17, 2019 “Blacks For Trump” Group Has 116 Members, And They’re All White Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 21, 2019November 21, 2019 Trump Fans Are Boycotting Crayola Crayons For Having Too Many “Immigrant Colors” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 Racist Trump Supporters Refuse To Assimilate Into American Culture Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018April 2, 2019 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 10, 2018July 10, 2018 Local Trump-er Is Annoyed That All The Brown People She Yells At To Leave The US Turn Out To Be Veterans Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2018April 2, 2019 God Is Reportedly Astounded How Trump Supporters Can Fail EVERY Single Test Of Moral Character He Gives Them Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 7, 2018 The Dating Website For Trump Supporters Finally Attracted Its First Female Member Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
