by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 10, 2018July 10, 2018 Local Trump-er Is Annoyed That All The Brown People She Yells At To Leave The US Turn Out To Be Veterans Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 13, 2018June 13, 2018 God Is Reportedly Astounded How Trump Supporters Can Fail EVERY Single Test Of Moral Character He Gives Them Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 7, 2018 The Dating Website For Trump Supporters Finally Attracted Its First Female Member Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
