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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 10, 2024

Mitch McConnell Now Spends All Day Playing With A Turtle Named Franklin

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 15, 2024June 14, 2024

Mitch McConnell Has Begun Praying Multiple Times A Day To A Turtle God

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Says As Token Of Bipartisanship He’ll Let Biden Confirm One Federal Judge

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 21, 2020September 23, 2020

Mitch McConnell’s Darkest Secrets

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