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Month: December 2017

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 31, 2017December 31, 2017

George Papadopoulos Revealed Everything To The FBI After Just One Appletini Cocktail

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Trump Directs 2020 Census To Ask Americans If They Agree That His Hands Are The Biggest Ever

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Donald Trump Announces Plan To Convert Into A Democrat For 2018 To “Ride The Blue Wave”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 25, 2017

Local Christian Admires His Christmas Tree, Blissfully Unaware That It’s Pagan A.F.

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 25, 2017

All Donald Trump Wants For Christmas Is His Real Hair Back, His Real Teeth Back, And A Real Tan

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 19, 2017June 13, 2022

Lone Republican Senator Wonders If His Party Has Really Gotten Out Of Hand

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 18, 2017December 18, 2017

Trump Exaggeration Converter Computed: Subtract 93% From Everything He Promises

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 18, 2017August 25, 2021

Bombshell: Donald Trump’s Russian Sex Tape Has No Women, Just Big Macs

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 17, 2017

Another Day, Another Failure Of Eric Trump’s Wife To Convince Him Not To Have A Creepy Haircut

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 17, 2017December 17, 2017

Donald Trump Furious That He’ll Be Imprisoned By A Guy Whose Middle Name Is “Swan”

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