New York, NY—
This just in, Eric Trump still has a creepy, 80’s-looking haircut of a tax-evasionist.
Remember the Republican National Committee and how Eric Trump had a normal looking haircut? How it wasn’t slicked back or creepy? Why did he ever go back to slicking his hair back, using excessive gel, and looking creepy? Does anyone know?
We here at The Halfway Post encourage Eric’s wife to continue trying to convince him not to look like a creep.