by colefigus Posted on February 2, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Claims Bloomberg Uses Makeup, Has Fake Hair, And Isn’t A Real Billionaire Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 27, 2020November 14, 2023 John Bolton Claims Trump’s Daily Hair And Makeup Routine Takes 2 Hours Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 25, 2017 All Donald Trump Wants For Christmas Is His Real Hair Back, His Real Teeth Back, And A Real Tan Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 17, 2017 Another Day, Another Failure Of Eric Trump’s Wife To Convince Him Not To Have A Creepy Haircut Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 24, 2017June 12, 2020 Donald Trump Threatens A Government Shutdown If Congress Doesn’t Increase His Hair Spray Budget Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 20, 2017December 9, 2019 3rd Species Of Marmot Just Went Extinct Supplying Fur For Donald Trump’s Fake “Hair” Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 13, 2017July 13, 2017 Donald Trump Says His Obviously Fake Hair Is His Favorite Physical Attribute Read More
