Trump Directs 2020 Census To Ask Americans If They Agree That His Hands Are The Biggest Ever

Washington D.C.—

An early preview of the 2020 Census includes a controversial question listed at the end of the Census questionnaire form.

The question is listed as follows:

Do you agree President Donald Trump has the biggest hands in presidential history? (Check one)

Yes                       ◻
I don’t know      ◻

Census Director Tom Yieldman’s office has issued a statement that the US Census is not entirely drafted yet, and that nothing will be final for some months still.

(Picture courtesy of Gage Skidmore.)