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Tag: hand

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 27, 2020August 27, 2020

Trump Is Reportedly Furious No RNC Speeches Have Mentioned How Big His Hands Are

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 25, 2020August 25, 2020

RNC To Show A Montage Of Melania Swatting Trump’s Hand To Showcase Their “Christian Love”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 12, 2020August 12, 2020

John Bolton: “Trump Hates Angela Merkel Because His Hands Are Smaller Than Hers”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

During A Coronavirus Briefing, Trump Put His Whole Tiny Hand In His Mouth

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 25, 2020March 23, 2021

John Bolton Claims Trump Uses A Hand-Enlarging Contraption Daily

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 12, 2018

The Pope Reveals On Twitter He Felt A “Burning Sensation” When He Shook Donald Trump’s Hand

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 30, 2017

Trump Directs 2020 Census To Ask Americans If They Agree That His Hands Are The Biggest Ever

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