Praise For The Halfway Post’s Political Satire

The Halfway Post‘s political satire is award-winning, having earned the most coveted rating in the satire world of “Pants On Fire!” by PolitiFact. We’ve also been featured in Feedspot’s Top 100 Satire Blogs on the Web.

The following are compliments The Halfway Post has earned over the years:

“No greater proof exists than The Halfway Post that the 1st Amendment’s protections of free speech and creative liberty are far too lenient!”

The Halfway Post boldly says the quiet part of contemporary Republican politics out loud, cleverly using conservatives’ own disdain for political correctness as a cudgel against their various bureaucratic excesses, mental redundancies and ideological incongruities.”

“A masterfully accurate portrait of the Trump years, as well as all of Donald Trump’s deranged vulgarities.”

“This might be the most scandalous book ever written, certainly the most scandalous I’ve ever read, though I personally delight in the unpretentious badinage of literary degeneracy!”

The Halfway Post has more perspicacious, anonymous sources than any other news company in America, and gets right to the heart of the Trump Administration’s chronically negligent soullessness. There is no better insight into the unorthodox incompetence and grotesque personal idiosyncrasies of the public figures orbiting the Trump White House.” -A perspicacious, anonymous source

“Dash MacIntyre is certainly going to Hell, and I look forward to meeting him there and having cocktails over polite, affably deliberate palaver.” -Jesus

“This book is chock-full with impregnable mockery of the conspicuous, self-conscious sexual impotency inherent in the fundamentalist repression of any number of social realities in contemporary Red State America.”

“If anyone should be able to take a joke, it’s Me! Whereas many devout worshippers of Mine will be horrified at the collected heretical blasphemies throughout this book, I’m quite tickled!” -God

“This book offends me! I can’t wait to burn it for mocking my belief that the First Amendment says my worldview can’t be mocked when I say what I want, no matter how racist and sexist the snowflakes think I am! It’s the most libtarded book ever, and I’ve read a few so I’d know!”

The Halfway Post attacks all political shams except its own!”“This is the book President Trump does not want you to read! I would not be surprised if he sues the author for $5 billion in frivolously alleged damages to the Trump brand, only to drop the lawsuit when it eventually comes time for a depositional inquiry into the President’s personal records and finances for fact-gathering in service of dethroning the claims made in this collection.”

“I can’t wait until a bunch of radical SJW’s addicted to the cheap high of mindless persecution outlaw a bunch of the words and phrases used in this anthology so the far-Left turns on Dash MacIntyre, as liberal-minded as he is, and call him worse than Hitler as they roll out the guillotine and chop off his head!”

“Dash MacIntyre is almost certainly America’s premier satirist of white supremacist semen jokes.”

“This book is a complete education of politics in the MAGA Trump Era. It captures the zeitgeist of a once great nation collapsing under the weight of a demagogue’s gauche cultural narcissism, unpatriotic idea of citizenship, individualistic selfishness, and militantly willful foolishness.”

“It’s unbelievable how many sources The Halfway Post has collected who will talk so candidly and intimately about the deepest workings of our government. Literally unbelievable.”

The Halfway Post doesn’t just report the facts, it improves them!”

“You are a total piece of s***, you communist a**hole. Don’t walk across the street in front of my car. You will not like the results of the sudden brake failure and throttle sticking issues my car has.”

“Magnificent satires… These puckish fibs playfully reconfigure our society’s hegemonic cultural power dynamics, and offer a tour de force caricature of the excesses in our modern populist aesthetics haunted electorally by competing generational angsts dominated by intersectional, Millennial cosmopolitanism on the Left and brutalist, neo-fascist Boomer federalism on the Right… Astute observations on the politically absurd nature of America in the late 2010s littered with inescapably profound judgments on the meta-modern cacophony of late-stage capitalism’s egregiously corporatist futility exploiting the last halcyon vestiges of mid-20th Century New Deal idealism juxtaposed against an existential rebellion of neo-marxist humanism rooted in a burgeoning digital revolution of deconstructive, neo-Jacobin identity politics. Amusing, though sometimes unnecessarily distasteful.”

“The truest book you’ll ever read. Also the most filled with lies.”

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