Donald Trump Wrote A Poem To Wisconsin While At Walter Reed

President Trump is spending his time at Walter Reed while he recovers from COVID writing poetry.

This poem that leaked to The Halfway Post is dedicated to the state of Wisconsin.


Wisconsin, I Love You

BY DONALD TRUMP


Wisconsin, my dear, I admit I love you,

No one thought you’d ever commit.

For decades you’ve always reliably been blue

But MAGA convinced you to split.


Between you and Michigan and the rural PA

You were the biggest surprise of them all

Hillary didn’t visit so you made her pay

And help crumble apart her alleged blue wall!


So thank you Wisconsin, I hold you so dear

And will never forget the honor you’ve brought,

Unless you flip back and my votes disappear

In which case you’re dead to me and you all can rot.

From The Halfway Post vault:

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