President Trump is spending his time at Walter Reed while he recovers from COVID writing poetry.
This poem that leaked to The Halfway Post is dedicated to the state of Wisconsin.
Wisconsin, I Love You
BY DONALD TRUMP
Wisconsin, my dear, I admit I love you,
No one thought you’d ever commit.
For decades you’ve always reliably been blue
But MAGA convinced you to split.
Between you and Michigan and the rural PA
You were the biggest surprise of them all
Hillary didn’t visit so you made her pay
And help crumble apart her alleged blue wall!
So thank you Wisconsin, I hold you so dear
And will never forget the honor you’ve brought,
Unless you flip back and my votes disappear
In which case you’re dead to me and you all can rot.
From The Halfway Post vault:
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