President Donald Trump just launched 71 million lawsuits, one for every American citizen who voted for Joe Biden, and addressed the lawsuits on Twitter:
“This is so unfair! All these Biden votes are rigged against me! I can’t get a fair chance with any of the Biden votes! The Democrats are cheating to make 100% of Biden votes go for Biden! What are the odds that not even ONE Biden vote is a Trump vote???”
“I’m going to have to sue all these Biden voters! PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! $5 billion ought to teach them a lesson not to vote against your FAVORITE President Trump again, and for my third term they better vote for me instead of the next crazy socialist abortion-loving Democrat!”
“one-way ticket moscow january 20th noon”
“Oops! Don’t mind that last tweet. Just another typo like covfefe!”
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