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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 4, 2020November 4, 2020

Donald Trump Is Suing Every Biden Voter For $5 Billion Each For “Damages To His Brand”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 3, 2020November 3, 2020

Trump: “I’m Going To Win So Big, Let’s Not Waste Everyone’s Time Actually Counting The Votes!”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 1, 2020November 1, 2020

Georgia Election Officials Say The Constitution Does Not Specifically Say Democrats Can Vote

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 30, 2020October 30, 2020

Trump Started His Own Polling Company Called “Genius Polls” That Show Him Winning 65% Of The Vote

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 19, 2020October 19, 2020

Trump Threatened To “Lock Up” Every White Suburban Woman Who Votes For Joe Biden

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 5, 2020August 6, 2020

Democrats Caught Submitting Ballot Signatures For Hitler To Split Trump’s Vote

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on May 22, 2020May 22, 2020

Trump’s MIT Uncle Says He Will Vote For Biden

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 20, 2020November 7, 2020

Trump Called Black People “Riggers” After Claiming Their Vote Was “Rigged Against Him”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 6, 2020February 6, 2020

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Memo Shows Trump’s Romney Revenge Strategy

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 5, 2020July 14, 2020

Evangelicals Are Furious “Mormon Mitt” Is Actually Taking Serious His Oath Of Office To God

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