by colefigus Posted on November 4, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Is Suing Every Biden Voter For $5 Billion Each For “Damages To His Brand” Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 3, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump: “I’m Going To Win So Big, Let’s Not Waste Everyone’s Time Actually Counting The Votes!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 26, 2020June 13, 2022 If Biden Is Elected, Democrats Will Eat All Our Babies and Americans Will Go Extinct Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 3, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Promises He’ll Let Us Know Why He’s Running For Reelection After He Wins Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 23, 2020June 13, 2022 Donald Trump Unveils His 2020 Campaign Slogan Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 26, 2017June 13, 2022 God—Hinting At 2020—Promises Bernie Sanders Wont Die Until He’s 120 Years Old Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 23, 2017April 28, 2020 Donald Trump Totally Can’t Read The Room And Still Ludicrously Plans To Run Again In 2020 Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 6, 2017August 6, 2017 Green Party Planning To Elect A Republican Again In 2020 Because Democrats Only Give Them 90% Of What They Want Read More