I’d like to take a moment and thank all my followers and subscribers for sharing my liberal and patriotic outrage at what a pathetic and unprofessional excuse for a political party Republicans have turned the GOP into during this regrettable Trump Era in US history.
I’m appreciative for everyone reading this post because it likely means you enjoy my warped sense of humor, and you appreciate my satirical takes on current events, even when they’re interspersed with occasional juvenility and sophomoric jokes about Trump smelling like rotten roast beef and portapotties falling over at the East Wing site spilling fecal waste into Trump’s new bunker. 😛
I publish just about all my comedy for free, and offer paid subscriptions to my Substack for half the typical Substack $5 rate because I think $2.50 is a fair, more sustainable rate—the cost of just a spartan, plain black coffee a month! Of course, simply reading, liking, commenting, and/or sharing my posts is much appreciated too to help give them some nice algorithmic virality.
However, if you’d like to further help evangelize my comedy further across the web, here are a handful of ways that take just a moment:
- Leave The Halfway Post a positive review on Facebook (and follow me!). I’ve never really paid attention to this, but I recently noticed some angry MAGA trolls have left me a bunch of 1-star reviews. I feel strongly that even my biggest haters ought to acknowledge that the originality and creativity I put into my Trump jokes ought to earn me at least 2 stars!
- Text one of my latest articles to a friend, or share it on a social media.
- Subscribe to my podcast Brain Milk on Apple Podcasts or YouTube so you see new episodes as they drop. One of my goals for the second half of 2026 is to develop Brain Milk into a more serious part of my content output, and I’ve got lots of interesting conversations coming, like my recent conversation with Epstein investigator Ellie Leonard!
- Refer my Substack to friends via my page’s leaderboard where if you refer 3 people you get 1 month of a paid subscription comped for free, 9 referrals get 3 months comped, and 15 referrals get 6 months comped!
- Buy a copy of one of my three comedy books: Satire In The Trump Years, Satire In The Biden Years, and Trump Comedy, or request your local library get a copy for everyone in your community to share (most libraries’ websites have a menu option where you can request books, and they’ll actually get a copy!).
- Buy a copy of one my four prose poetry books: Cabaret No Stare, Moon Goon, Hotel Golden Hours, and Nostradoofus. These aren’t political, but, if you enjoy the way my brain works when I’m mocking Donald Trump, I think you’ll enjoy these too!
- Write positive reviews on Amazon for any of my books. I’m really bad at promoting myself, but I have written and published 7 books 😅
- Follow me on more social media platforms in case Trump throws a bitch fit and blackmails or threatens a tech billionaire to censor or ban me from your favorite platform: I post my jokes on Threads, Twitter, Bluesky, Facebook, Instagram, Spoutible, Medium, and Substack.
Thanks again for being a fan of my work, and if you do even one of these I’d be indebted to you 🥰
If you enjoy my warped sense of humor, become a paid subscriber to support my comedy that so relentlessly mocks the Trump Administration every day for just $2.50 a month! 🥃
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