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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 2, 2018July 13, 2020

CEO Rewards Himself With $20 Million Bonus For Raising Profits By Cutting Minimum Wage Workers’ Breaks

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 16, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Says Jailbird Paul Manafort May Have Been His Campaign’s CEO For 3 Months, But It Stood For “Coffee Expediting Officer”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 1, 2018April 28, 2020

Fox News CEO Pledges That If Trump DID Collude With Russia, He’ll Sell Fox To Hillary Clinton For $1

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on March 29, 2018January 12, 2020

In Just 6 Short Months Tomi Lahren Has Advanced From Temp To CEO Of Fox News

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on October 30, 2017April 28, 2020

Fox News CEO Promises That If Russiagate Is Real, He Will Close Down Fox In Apology

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 31, 2017January 3, 2021

NRA CEO Wayne LaPierre Accidentally Shot Himself While Juggling Loaded Guns To Prove They’re Safe

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