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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 6, 2022February 6, 2022

Trump Routinely Forced Staffers To Shred And Eat White House Documents

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on August 13, 2020August 13, 2020

Louis DeJoy Directs USPS Workers To Eat Mail-In Ballots From Liberal Zip Codes

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 10, 2020August 27, 2021

In CNN Interview, Stephen Miller Implies He’s Eaten Human Meat

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 5, 2020

Mitt Romney Is Forced To Eat Lunch At The Senate Outcast Table With Ted Cruz

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on March 28, 2018

Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 14, 2017

Donald Trump To Start Diet, Limit Himself To Only 12 Big Macs Per Day, 6 Diet Cokes Per Hour

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Trending Fibs

  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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