by colefigus Posted on November 2, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Suspiciously Just Mandated Federal Prisons Serve “Big Mac Mondays” And “Filet-O-Fish Fridays” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 2, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Had The Army Clear Protesters So He Could Walk To McDonalds Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 13, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Says No To A Library, Yes To A Presidential Burger King Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 29, 2020June 13, 2022 Trump Told A McDonalds Cashier He Wouldn’t Pay Unless Given Dirt On Biden Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 13, 2020June 13, 2022 White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 28, 2018June 13, 2022 Personal Physician To Donald Trump Is A Recently Opened Position Literally No One On Earth Wants Read More
by colefigus Posted on January 14, 2018June 13, 2022 Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go Read More
by colefigus Posted on July 6, 2017November 14, 2023 White House Chef Quits Because Trump Has Only Eaten Fast Food For 6 Months Read More
