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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 17, 2020August 15, 2020

Trump’s Physician Has To Hide His Blood Pressure Pills In Hot Dogs

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 22, 2020January 2, 2021

Florida Man Blaming China For Eating Weird Animals Remembers He Eats Weird Animals

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  • Posted on January 13, 2020November 16, 2020

White House Chef Resigns, Is Writing Tell-All Book On Trump’s Eating Habits

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 14, 2018

Trump Paid A McDonalds Cashier $150K To Stay Quiet About How Many Big Macs He Can Eat In One Go

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 14, 2017

Donald Trump To Start Diet, Limit Himself To Only 12 Big Macs Per Day, 6 Diet Cokes Per Hour

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