by colefigus Posted on May 8, 2020June 13, 2022 God Says Fox News Hosts Go To Hell, And Have To Watch Their Own Shows For Eternity Read More
by colefigus Posted on May 2, 2020June 13, 2022 Televangelists Are Glad Jesus Is Fake, Or He’d Be Furious At Their Bank Accounts Read More
by colefigus Posted on April 21, 2020June 13, 2022 God Admits Humans Aren’t His Favorite Creation Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 23, 2020June 13, 2022 …It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 21, 2020June 13, 2022 With Coronavirus Raging, God Admits He’s Not Actually Omnipotent Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 19, 2020November 14, 2024 Joel Osteen: “If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn’t Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!” Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 18, 2020June 13, 2022 Joel Osteen Apologizes To America For Not Praying Hard Enough To Stop COVID19 Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 17, 2020June 13, 2022 A Pale, Dehydrated Mike Pence Concedes Prayer Cannot, Will Not Stop Coronavirus Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 15, 2020June 13, 2022 Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence Read More
by colefigus Posted on March 14, 2020June 13, 2022 Mike Pence Feels God Has Gotten Confused By Doing Coronavirus AFTER Obama Read More
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