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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 15, 2018June 13, 2022

Jesus: Trump-Loving Evangelical Franklin Graham “Is The Biggest Dupe Who Has Ever Lived”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 1, 2018March 24, 2021

New Poll: 83% of Christians Wish Christianity Was As Cool As Nordic, Egyptian, Greek & Roman Religion

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 11, 2018April 28, 2020

Mike Pence Demands God Explain Why He Isn’t President Yet

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 15, 2017

Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 14, 2017November 14, 2023

“Jesus Was White” Say Evangelicals Who Do Not Understand Geography, History Or Genetics

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 1, 2017

Jesus Embarrassed To Mention His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 27, 2017June 13, 2022

Cool Jesus: “If All You Humans Don’t Start Sinning More, Then I Died For Nothing!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish

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