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Tag: Mitch McConnell

  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on February 7, 2026February 7, 2026

Jokes About Mitch McConnell Before He Goes To Hell

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 15, 2025December 13, 2025

Mitch McConnell Secretly Died 3 Months Ago And No One Noticed

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 18, 2024October 18, 2024

Don’t Forget This Is All Mitch McConnell’s Fault

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on September 10, 2024

Mitch McConnell Now Spends All Day Playing With A Turtle Named Franklin

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on June 15, 2024June 14, 2024

Mitch McConnell Has Begun Praying Multiple Times A Day To A Turtle God

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 21, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Was Just Elected The Caliph Of ISIS For His Work Ruining America

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 5, 2020June 13, 2022

Mitch McConnell Says As Token Of Bipartisanship He’ll Let Biden Confirm One Federal Judge

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 21, 2020September 23, 2020

Mitch McConnell’s Darkest Secrets

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 19, 2020September 19, 2020

McConnell: “This Supreme Court Vacancy Is Way Different Than 2016 Because F*** You!”

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 3, 2020February 2, 2021

Mitch McConnell Just Sold His Soul To Satan Live On C-SPAN To Keep His Senate Majority

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