by colefigus Posted on December 14, 2017 Donald Trump To Start Diet, Limit Himself To Only 12 Big Macs Per Day, 6 Diet Cokes Per Hour Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 14, 2017July 9, 2020 Residents In Washington D.C. Spent $6 Million On Mace Spray, Anticipating A Roy Moore Win Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 12, 2017June 13, 2022 Shocking Birth Certificate Discovery Sheds New Light On Donald Trump’s Orangutan Ancestry Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 12, 2017August 25, 2021 Tomi Lahren Came Out On Fox News, Says She Self-Identifies As A Baby Boomer Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 10, 2017 Neil Gorsuch Thinks His Supreme Court Votes Are Legitimate….Lol Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 9, 2017April 28, 2020 Donald Trump Reportedly Thought Mike Pence Bringing His Wife To D.C. Was “Low Class” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 9, 2017June 13, 2022 Robert Mueller Forbids The FBI From Reading Trump’s Twitter Feed So Investigation Isn’t “Boring” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 8, 2017December 8, 2017 Paul Ryan To GOP On Tax Reform: “Look, Millennials Are Voting Blue Like 6-1, We Got Limited Time Here” Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 7, 2017 Local Evangelical Trump Voter Admits Bob Mueller’s Jawline Has Made Him Doubt His Heterosexuality Read More
by colefigus Posted on December 6, 2017 James Clapper Takes DNA Test, Discovers He Is 33% Goblin Read More