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Tag: Speaker of the House

  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on December 31, 2020December 31, 2020

What Paul Ryan Is Doing Now After Leaving Politics

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

Nancy Pelosi Called Dibs On Dragging Trump Out Of The White House On January 20th

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  • Posted on November 2, 2020November 2, 2020

Nancy Pelosi: “If Trump Doesn’t Leave We’ll Cancel The White House’s Cable TV!”

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  • Posted on September 24, 2020December 31, 2020

Paul Ryan Endorsed Joe Biden, Apologized For His Emasculated Spinelessness

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  • Posted on May 13, 2020December 31, 2020

Paul Ryan: “I Did Everything I Could To Stop Trump”

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 30, 2020April 28, 2020

Nancy Pelosi Got The Words “Nasty Woman” Tattooed On Her Ankle

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  • Posted on April 16, 2018December 31, 2020

When Paul Ryan Said The US Had To Get Its Debt Under Control, He Didn’t Mean While He Was Speaker

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 12, 2018

The Only Republicans Who Want To Replace Paul Ryan As Speaker Are Obviously Masochists

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 11, 2018December 31, 2020

Paul Ryan’s Retirement Means He Can Pursue His Real Dream: Clubbing Baby Seals To Death

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on April 2, 2018

Paul Ryan Rode A Horse Through D.C. Last Night Shouting Repeatedly “The Millennials Are Coming!”

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