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by colefigus Posted on January 7, 2020August 25, 2021 When Trump Complained About Presidential Harassment, Nancy Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened Read More
by colefigus Posted on November 4, 2019August 25, 2021 An Earthquake Wrecked Richard Spencer’s “White Sperm Doomsday Vault” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on July 12, 2019June 13, 2022 Fox News Says Mermaids Are White, “Just Like Jesus, Santa, & Martin Luther King Jr.” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on June 13, 2019June 13, 2022 Sarah Sanders Denies Leaving White House, So We Know She Actually Is Leaving Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 11, 2019December 9, 2020 Trump’s Latest Twitter Feud: Calls Paul McCartney “Overrated” And The Beatles “Talentless” Read More
by colefigus Posted on June 10, 2019June 13, 2022 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More