When Trump Complained About Presidential Harassment, Nancy Pelosi Asked Him What He Was Wearing When It Happened

Washington D.C.—

According to Congressional aides to Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi, President Donald Trump has been complaining that the impeachment investigations and proceedings amounted to “Presidential harassment.”

Trump reportedly called Pelosi to complain, and the following is a recording of Pelosi’s end of the phone call made by Pelosi’s staff:

“Mr. President, I’m very sorry you’ve been harassed. What were you wearing when it happened? Maybe you should have covered up more. I’m not happy that members of Congress treat Presidents the way they do, but unfortunately that’s the world we live in. You have to be smart about this. Some Congressional members can’t control themselves when they see a vulnerable President to prey on, and it’s up to you to not put yourself in situations where you can be impeached. If you don’t like being harassed, maybe you shouldn’t go out in public alone. Maybe don’t wear so much makeup. You know what impression you make on some members of Congress when you wear so much makeup. If you paint your face so much every day, you’re asking for it. Were you drinking alcohol? Were you on drugs? If you did anything to impair your judgment you have only yourself to blame for being impeached.”

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