President Donald Trump has recently been complaining that Democrats’ impeachment investigations amounted to “Presidential harassment.”
Trump reportedly called Pelosi to complain, and the following is a recording of Pelosi’s end of the phone call captured by Pelosi’s staff:
“Mr. President, I’m very sorry you’ve been harassed. What were you wearing when it happened? Maybe you should have covered up more. I’m not happy that members of Congress treat Presidents the way they do, but unfortunately that’s the world we live in. You have to be smart about when and where you go out, and how you present yourself. Some Congressional members can’t control themselves when they see a vulnerable President to prey on, and it’s up to you to not put yourself in situations where you can be impeached. If you don’t like being harassed, maybe don’t wear so much makeup. You know what impression you make on some aggressive senators when you wear so much makeup. If you doll yourself up so much every day, people are going to think you’re asking for it. They might misinterpret your intentions based on what you’re showing off. Were you snorting adderall? If you did anything to impair your judgment, you have only yourself to blame for being impeached.”
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