Kansas City, MO—
In a stunning case of subpar introspection, self-described Alt-Righters are blaming “feminists,” “feminazis,” and “strong, independent women” for the reasons why they are still virgins.
“It sucks,” said Jacob Dearden, a prolific 4chan meme fanboy. “Ever since women got a taste of employment by filling factory jobs during WWII to help the war effort while scores of men left for Europe and the Pacific, they’ve developed this culturally ruining sense of self-empowerment. Since then, our society has been on a steep downhill slide. FDR ruined this country forever by responding to Nazi Germany’s declaration of war against us by declaring war back. You know, in Nazi Germany, women knew their place, and some thousands of women volunteered to have sex with SS officers to have pure, Aryan babies. My biggest regret in life was that I was born way too late to be a stellar cadet in the Hitler Youth. I would have made a great concentration camp guard. Here in modern America, no women are volunteering to have sex with me, and it’s bullshit. Feminism has ruined everything.”
Other Alt-Righters complained that women were increasingly getting involved in traditionally male activities and interests, and ruining them.
“The idea that women should have equal access to all recreational activities is idiotic,” insists Alt-Righter Thomas Mann, a conspiracy theory website content creator. “Women should not be allowed to play video games, write articles on the Internet, have full-time jobs, study any of the STEM subjects in college, drive sports cars, be doctors, involve themselves in politics, or refuse sex with me. I’m 36-years-old and still a virgin, and every time I try to talk to a woman she turns out to be some feminist bitch who won’t have sex with me on the first date, or agree to go on a second date, or return any of my messages no matter how threatening they get. Something’s real wrong with women in 2019, and it’s fucking bullshit. They’re the REAL nazis!”
Another Alt-Righter, Jeremy Holmes, described his anger with women being generated by his female manager in the construction company for which he works.
“She’s such a bitch. She always says that I have an attitude, and that I don’t work well with others, but maybe it’s because she’s a woman in an industry where she doesn’t belong. The company, and really the whole industry, used to be a boy’s club, but whores like her come along and ruin it. She shouldn’t be my boss if she can’t handle how much of an alpha I am. She keeps passing me over for promotions in favor of all the other guys who respect her, and listen to her advice, and follow her directions. But they’re just sensitive pussies who don’t understand masculinity. Total betas. They may have wives, and get regular sex, and do fun things at night and on the weekends, and have large, dynamic friend groups they enjoy spending time with, but it’s because they’ve practically given away their balls. They think men should be nice and empathetic, but that’s why they’re weak. The fact that they’re somehow happy with their lives is total proof how screwed up our society has become. In contrast, I have no friends, and never have fun outside my house, and have no friendly interactions with females whatsoever, but it’s because women don’t respect or admire REAL men anymore. Feminism has ruined everything!”