Thousands Of “President Pence” Business Cards Found In White House Dumpster

Washington D.C.—

A White House janitor, while taking out the White House trash, noticed several boxes in the dumpster and found thousands of business cards that read “President Mike Pence” inside.

The follow pictures are the front and back of the found business cards that the janitor scanned and emailed to The Halfway Post:

A spokesman for Mr. Pence said those did not belong to the Vice President, and he didn’t know who had them printed.

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