A letter President Donald Trump wrote to President-Elect Joe Biden just leaked to The Halfway Post:
I’m hearing that you bussed enough illegal immigrants up from Mexico to win enough votes to beat me in the election and steal my job, but just know that I will be watching you and your negotiations with North Korea. I may be leaving office, but I had Kim Jong Un first. I will always love Kim Jong Un, and if you ever hurt him, mark my words: I will come after you. If you mock his haircut publicly, or laugh at his military uniform filled with unearned medals, or imply his penis is small with rocket-related metaphors, or hurt his feelings in any way… you don’t even want to know what I will do. If you ever threaten him, I will ruin you. I don’t care if your DOJ and NY friends and cronies arrest me and imprison me for all the fraud and obstruction of justice and whatnot, I will direct people on the outside to make your life miserable, okay? So treat Kim Jong Un right. You have no idea how lucky you are to have him as a nuclear disarmament negotiating partner. He’s a beautiful, sensitive soul. It brings a tear to my eye just thinking about how much I’m going to miss him… So always remember that I’m watching you. If I hear even a hint that you made Kim Jong Un cry, you’ll be the one crying next. I guarantee it.
P.S. Ivanka is off-limits. You can send Eric, Don Jr., Tiffany or Barron to prison if you want, but you better not imprison a hair on my sweet angel’s gorgeous girlfriend-material head!!!
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