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Author: Dash MacIntyre

Comedian, political satirist, and poet. I created The Halfway Post, and have published comedy with McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Points In Case, The Haven, Little Old Lady Comedy, and The Daily Drunk. I also publish poetry with The Lark on Medium. Check out my Substack newsletter The Halfway Café. My Dada Trump book "Satire In The Trump Years: The Best Of The Halfway Post" is available on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.
  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on October 9, 2021June 30, 2022

Steve Bannon Is Now Selling “Freedom Yogurt” Made Of White People’s Semen

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  • Posted on August 24, 2021June 30, 2022

BonnarQ-Anon’s Festival Lineup Just Dropped!

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  • Posted on July 3, 2021June 30, 2022

How Donald Trump Now Spends Time With His Grandkids

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  • Posted on June 30, 2021June 30, 2022

Andrew Giuliani Claims His 0% Support For NY Governor Is “Suspicious And Unfair”

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  • Posted on May 15, 2021June 30, 2022

Matt Gaetz’s Favorite Pickup Lines For Paying Women For Sex With Cocaine

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  • Posted on May 14, 2021June 30, 2022

Donald Trump’s Eating Habits Were Exposed In A White House Chef’s New Memoir

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  • Posted on May 5, 2021June 30, 2022

Trump Is Suing His Grandchildren For Violating NDA’s He Made Them Sign As Infants

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  • Posted on May 3, 2021June 30, 2022

Mar-A-Lago Contracts Now Stipulate That Donald Trump Gets 30 Minutes To Rant At Your Event

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  • Posted on May 2, 2021June 30, 2022

Mike Pence’s 2024 Campaign Slogan Is “Getting Hard On Socialism”

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  • Posted on May 1, 2021June 30, 2022

Wild Things Have Been Found On Rudy Giuliani’s Phones And Computers Confiscated By The FBI

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