by colefigus Posted on August 24, 2017May 30, 2019 Local Mom Demands Her Children Clean Their Rooms “Just In Case The UPS Man Goes Upstairs” Read More
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by colefigus Posted on August 22, 2017December 27, 2020 Alex Jones Is Concerned He Himself May Be A Government False Flag Plant Read More
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by colefigus Posted on August 20, 2017December 10, 2019 Colorado Ships 100 Pounds of Marijuana To White House, Begs President Trump To Chill Out Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 19, 2017March 30, 2021 Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 17, 2017 Neo-Nazi Assures America His Dream Of Ethnic Cleansing Doesn’t Make Him A Racist Read More
by colefigus Posted on August 15, 2017 Trump’s Staff Gives Him A “1st Place Prez” Trophy Every 2 Hours So He Doesn’t Nuke Random Countries Read More