by colefigus Posted on October 22, 2017 Trump Promises His Presidency’s End Will Be “The Best, Most Beautiful Greatest Constitutional Crisis Ever” Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 16, 2017 Steve Bannon Uncomfortably Aware That Nearing Mike Pence Evangelical Presidency Will Ruin His Nazi Revolution Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 16, 2017December 10, 2019 ISIS, Having Outsourced Work Terrorizing America To Donald Trump, Retires in Western Iraq Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 12, 2017 President Trump Mocks Harvey Weinstein For Actually Suffering Consequences For Sexual Assault Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 11, 2017 Donald Trump Actually Battles Rex Tillerson In An IQ Test, Quits After Third Question Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 9, 2017 Republican Guys Realize Free Birth Control Helps Their Chances Of Sleeping With Women, Form Advocacy Group Read More
by colefigus Posted on October 9, 2017October 9, 2017 Vice President Mike “Sassy Pants” Pence Goes To Football Game Just To Walk Out Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 30, 2017 Donald Trump’s Admission That He Has Never Smoked Weed Makes A Lot Of Sense Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 29, 2017 Trump Kids Claim Donald Trump—Who Bragged About Not Raising Them—Is A Great Father Read More
by colefigus Posted on September 26, 2017 Conservatives To Boycott All Sports Now Except NASCAR And Hillbilly Golf Read More
