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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 1, 2024December 1, 2024

I Was The Waiter At The Last Supper, And Jesus Was A Total Karen

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020

Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 11, 2020June 13, 2022

Local Pastor Furious To Find Out Jesus Was A Libtard

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 12, 2020June 13, 2022

Jesus Thinks It’s Really Weird You Want To Eat His Flesh

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 8, 2020April 28, 2020

Jesus Is Quiet About His Mere Day-Long Crucifixion Around Prometheus and Sisyphus

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 19, 2019June 13, 2022

Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 17, 2018November 14, 2023

Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 4, 2018June 13, 2022

Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on April 1, 2018March 24, 2021

New Poll: 83% of Christians Wish Christianity Was As Cool As Nordic, Egyptian, Greek & Roman Religion

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on December 15, 2017

Jesus Christ: “Why I Burned My Republican Party Membership Card”

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