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  • Posted on November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

Christian Trump Voters Are Struggling To Believe God Is A Libtard

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 6, 2020November 6, 2020

MAGA Christians Can’t Believe God Would Make Such A Big Mistake

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  • Posted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020

Donald Trump Tells Wavering Christian Voters He’s A Virgin

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  • Posted on August 29, 2020December 5, 2020

Christians Relieved Black Man Killed By Police Had Overdue Library Book So Murder Justified

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  • Posted on August 29, 2020August 29, 2020

God Can’t Believe Christians “Won’t Take A Hint” From COVID19, Hurricanes

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  • Posted on August 16, 2020August 17, 2020

Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For God To End COVID, Are They?

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  • Posted on June 3, 2020June 3, 2020

It’s Apparent Christians Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Racism To Go Away

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  • Posted on May 3, 2020May 3, 2020

Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Says He’s Never Heard Of Camels In Needles

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  • Posted on March 23, 2020March 23, 2020

…It’s Pretty Obvious Evangelicals Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Coronavirus To Go Away

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  • Posted on March 15, 2020January 2, 2021

Evangelicals Are Confident God Will Stop COVID-19 Just Like He Stopped Gun Violence

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