by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018April 2, 2019 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 1, 2018April 2, 2019 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 21, 2018 Mike Pence Has Noticed The Bible He Bought Donald Trump Has A Thick Coat Of Dust On It Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on May 4, 2018 Donald Trump Is Reportedly Weirded Out That Evangelicals Keep Telling Him To Support Israel So Jesus Can Come Back And Send The Jews To Hell Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on January 24, 2018January 24, 2018 Evangelicals Admit They’re Actually Very Envious Of Trump’s Totally UnChristian Lifestyle Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 4, 2017 “Stop Identity Politics!” Say Republicans, Who’ve Catered To White, Christian, Straight Males For Decades Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 1, 2017 White Christians Conspicuously Haven’t Been Blaming Natural Disasters On The US President Since January Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on August 19, 2017August 20, 2017 Jesus Christ Returns, Demands To Know Who Decided “Christians” Didn’t Have To Be Jewish Read More
