by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Local Abortion Protesters Take A Break To Go To The Mall And Protest Polyester Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 24, 2019 Local Christian Starting To Suspect Jesus Would Not Approve Of Donald Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 19, 2019June 19, 2019 Local Christian Admits He’s Never Read The Bible, Just Likes Judging People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2019June 17, 2019 Donald Trump Erroneously Claims The Patriarch of Judaism Was Abraham Lincoln Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 11, 2018April 2, 2019 God Announces Evangelical Conservatives Have Failed Existentially, Proclaims Liberal Atheists As His New Chosen People Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 1, 2018April 2, 2019 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 23, 2018June 23, 2018 Evangelicals Admit That If The Immigrant Children Were Still Fetuses They Would Care Much More Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 21, 2018 Mike Pence Has Noticed The Bible He Bought Donald Trump Has A Thick Coat Of Dust On It Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 17, 2018June 17, 2018 Mike Pence Is Beginning To Suspect From Context Clues That Donald Trump Has Never Read The Bible Read More
