by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 12, 2019June 12, 2019 God Is Reportedly Pissed Conservatives Don’t Give Him Credit For Aborting All The Miscarriage Babies Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on June 10, 2019June 10, 2019 God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on October 30, 2018 Liberal Designs To Piss Off Your Conservative Friends Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on July 1, 2018April 2, 2019 “If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on March 13, 2018 Alex Jones Claims Donald Trump Is A Liberal Hoax Designed To Make Conservatives Look Bad Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on February 28, 2018 Conservatives All Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts To Prove They Aren’t Gun Nuts Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 25, 2017 Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias” Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 19, 2017November 19, 2017 “Libs Are Snowflakes” Say Conservatives Currently Boycotting The Entire Economy For Trump Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 …It’s Pretty Obvious Conservatives Aren’t Praying Hard Enough For Mass Shootings To Stop Read More
by Halfway Post Staff Posted on September 26, 2017 Conservatives To Boycott All Sports Now Except NASCAR And Hillbilly Golf Read More
