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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on August 6, 2020August 6, 2020

Top GOP Donors Admit On Tape That Trump Voters Have Lost Their Minds

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 9, 2020March 9, 2020

Local Trump Voter Realizes Immigrants Can’t Be Both Lazy And Job Stealers, Dies

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on January 17, 2020January 18, 2021

Christians Haven’t Blamed Natural Disasters On The President Since 2016…

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on June 12, 2019December 9, 2020

God Has No Clue Why Conservatives Say He Thinks “All Life Is Sacred”

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  • Posted on June 10, 2019December 10, 2019

God Wants Conservatives To Know They Just Have To Pray A Little Harder And He’ll Stop Shooting Up Schools

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  • Posted on October 30, 2018

Liberal Designs To Piss Off Your Conservative Friends

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  • Posted on July 1, 2018April 2, 2019

“If Only God Would Do Something About Gun Violence” Say Conservatives Who Block Every Effort At Gun Control

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on March 13, 2018

Alex Jones Claims Donald Trump Is A Liberal Hoax Designed To Make Conservatives Look Bad

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  • Posted on February 28, 2018November 3, 2020

Conservatives Across America Threaten To Become Gun Nuts If People Keep Calling Them Gun Nuts

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  • by The Halfway Post
  • Posted on November 25, 2017July 9, 2020

Local Conservative Reads The Second Amendment, Astonished To Learn It Calls For “Well Regulated Militias”

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  • Joel Osteen: "If Jesus Wanted Me To Share My Wealth, He Wouldn't Have Let Me Accumulate $40 Million!"
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