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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 14, 2024

God: “For The Last Time… I’m NOT Pro-Life, And Never Have Been!”

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on April 12, 2024

God Admits Humans Aren’t Even In The Top 10 Of His Favorite Creations

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on January 6, 2024

Noah Says He Maybe Shouldn’t Have Brought Chlamydia Along On The Ark

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on December 12, 2023

God Says Donald Trump Was A Test, And Republicans Failed It

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  • by Dash MacIntyre
  • Posted on November 14, 2023

God Thinks It’s Funny The GOP Is Losing Elections Because Of Abortion

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 11, 2020November 11, 2020

Christian Trump Voters Are Struggling To Believe God Is A Libtard

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 6, 2020June 13, 2022

MAGA Christians Can’t Believe God Would Make Such A Big Mistake

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 5, 2020September 5, 2020

Televangelist Says It’s So Unlike God To Allow A Pandemic To Affect His Church Profits

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 29, 2020June 13, 2022

God Can’t Believe Christians “Won’t Take A Hint” From COVID19, Hurricanes

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 28, 2020August 28, 2020

Jerry Falwell Jr. Says He Prayed Long And Hard, And God Has “Totally Forgiven Him”

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