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Tag: Iran

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on September 3, 2020June 13, 2022

Iran Vows To Stop Building Nukes If Trump Races Joe Biden Down A 30-Ft Ramp

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 28, 2020June 13, 2022

Unable To Invade Iran, John Bolton Says He’ll Settle For Regime Change In The US

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 11, 2020August 30, 2021

Mike Pence Wanted Trump To Bomb Generals From The Gay Agenda Instead Of Iran

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 8, 2020June 13, 2022

Iranian President Calls Ivanka “Fugly,” Donald Trump Calls Off Truce

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 8, 2020January 8, 2020

Iran Threatens To Release A Copy Of Donald Trump’s Pee Tape

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 7, 2020June 16, 2020

Iran Vows To Hack IRS, Leak Donald Trump’s Tax Returns

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 16, 2019July 1, 2020

Tom Cotton Gets Full Erection In Senate Speech Calling For War With Iran

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on May 16, 2018December 10, 2019

Desperate Trump Promises North Korea He’d Never Break Nuclear Deal Like He Just Broke Iran’s Nuclear Deal

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 3, 2017

Trump Asks Military If He Can Get Samples Of North Korea, Iran, and Syria Before Deciding Which War He Wants

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