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Tag: Jeff Sessions

  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 10, 2019June 13, 2022

Jeff Sessions And Roy Moore Got Into A Fist Fight At A Klan Cross Burning

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 9, 2019June 13, 2022

Jeff Sessions and Roy Moore Are Competing For The Alabama KKK’s Endorsement

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on June 20, 2018June 13, 2022

Congress Votes Unanimously On Bill Mandating Jeff Sessions Eats A Pot Brownie And Chills Out On Immigrants

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on February 10, 2018

Jeff Sessions Has Been Locked In A White House Dungeon Since He Recused Himself From RussiaGate

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on January 10, 2018April 28, 2020

Colorado Governor Offers To Smoke Out Jeff Sessions To Convince Him To Chill Out On Weed

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on November 10, 2017December 10, 2019

Alabama Evangelicals Praying That Roy Moore Isn’t Revealed As Having Had Sex With Farm Animals

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on August 20, 2017December 10, 2019

Colorado Ships 100 Pounds of Marijuana To White House, Begs President Trump To Chill Out

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  • by colefigus
  • Posted on July 19, 2017March 30, 2021

Jeff Sessions Decriminalizes All Drugs After Accidentally A Pot Brownie

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